55 Ridiculously Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock who’s there? Fun! Everybody loves knock-knock jokes. They’re a riddle, and a joke all in one wrapped up with a practical joke.

Ask your teacher, knock knock, I “I did a p” and saw if you can persuade them to say, “I done a p who,” in front of the whole class. Be careful if you embarrass your teacher enough you might get detention.

If you’re a little bit older, why not try it out on your boss at work?

These are 50 of the world’s best and brand new knock-knock jokes. So just remember all you have to do is ask your victim,

knock-knock

Then wait for them to say,

who’s there?

Tell them the answer, and when they add who on end, then you’ve got your punchline, laughs, and maybe some red faces?

Just be very careful if someone comes up to you and says, “knock-knock.”

 

55 Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Nina Tent

Nina Tent who?

Let’s play Mario!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Int

Int who?

In to your house is where I want to be.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wand

Wand who?

Want to come answer the door already!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Doorbell repairman.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

No bell

No bell who?

No bell that’s why I knocked

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Reed

Reed who?

I’ve got to redo it? Ok knock knock

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock

Who’s there?

GrayZ

GrayZ who?

A grayz who mixed up kid!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yah

Yah who?

Settle down, cowboy!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hail

Hail who?

Hail who to you to!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Alice who

Alice who?

A list of reasons you should let me in.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Who who

Who-who-who?

Santa is that you?

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dinj

Dinj who?

Dinjwho hears me ringing the bell.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there

My fell

My fell who?

My fell who Americans lend me your ears

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Sh

Shwho?

Well I’ll go then!

 

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

No bell.

No bell who?

Well you win the prize!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

A kish

A kish who?

But I hardly know you!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dumder dumder d

Dumder Dumbder d who?

Thanks for the dramatic music.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cuck

Cuck who?

Is it spring already.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Bamb

Bamb who?

Are we making furniture again?

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Skid

Skid who?

Is it snowing?

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Vindal

Vindal who?

Great my dinners here!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Pell

Pellwho?

Thanks my necks sore.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Chell

Chell who?

I’ve got a violin lets play some music!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks I’m allergic

 

Knock knock

Whos’ there?

Mill

Mill who?

Yes I was feeling very calm.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Didjeri

Didjeri who?

Make noise like a didgeridoo

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Bally

Bally who?

Stop making such a fuss!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Peekab

Peekab who?

There you are!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Tat

Tat who

No thanks I’m beautiful enough

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Shh

Shh who?

Fine I’ll go then!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wazz

Wazz who?

What’s up?

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Shamp

Shamp who?

Thanks my hair was kind of dirty.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Keel

Keel who?

Sorry we only do pounds and ounces.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Yah

Yah who?

I prefer Google.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Toodle

Toodle who?

But I just got here!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Reed

Reed who?

Knock knock

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Potate

Potate who?

Well I say potarto lets call the whole thing off

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Bella

Bella who?

Come In!!!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Jester

Jester who?

Jester friend who wants to come in.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Arr

Arr who?

Run little piggies there’s a wolf

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Until

Until Who?

Until you wipe your feet you’re not coming in.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes the police open up!

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Frank

Frank who?

Frank you for opening the door.

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Leaf

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone and stop knocking the door.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Burgle

Burgle who?

Burgle somebody else’s house I’m clearly home.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ben

Ben who?

Ben ringing your doorbell, now I’m knocking the door.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Earl

Earl who?

Ear’ll be back.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Jam

Jam who?

Jam mind stop asking questions and open the door.

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ferdie

Ferdie who?

Ferdie last time open the door.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Brian

Brian who?

I’ve been Brian the bell please open the door.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Fole

Fole who

Open the door and follow me.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Pudding

Pudding who?

Pudding on your shoes you left them outside.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Invest

Invest who?

Invest, in scarf, in gloves, its freezing open the door.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wife

Wife who?

No, I just really like manga.

 

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Till

Till who?

Tell everybody!